His hitting percentage is greater than 9,000
Major Leagues.- In an exclusive interview with your crushhe told us that he sent you to fly so far because of the excellent classes batting that he took with AMLO in the Mexican Hitting School (EMB). He also confessed to us that it was not only you, but all the annoying guys who are constantly talking to him on Instagram y Facebook.
Yesterday afternoon, the President Andrés Manuel López Obrador He uploaded a video to his Twitter where he shared his winning pool for the Playoffs of the MLB. In the post he not only confesses about which team and players he is going to cheer on, but AMLO also revealed a wide display and an innate ability to hit fast balls.
I share with you my pool for the Major League Playoffs: for the American team, my favorite is the Houston Astros and for the national team, I go with the Los Angeles Dodgers. In the video I explain my reasons. pic.twitter.com/EUyc9ui9Vi
— Andrés Manuel (@lopezobrador_) October 5, 2020
The Springfield Isotopes seek to sign AMLO
Because of that, our reporters began investigating where our president learned these brilliant skills and our search took us to the EMB. Where they told us that AMLO was a student and is currently a teacher on weekends, where he teaches hitting courses.
There we meet your eternal primary school crush who grew up to become half the world’s crush. She confessed to us: “After puberty hit me, everyone wanted to be my friend, especially the men. So a friend’s mother recommended that I take batting classes at the EMB and to my surprise, AMLO was my teacher. From him I learned how to send guys flying who don’t have the slightest chance of flirting with me.”
Additionally, we also learned that the Springfield Isotopes saw our president’s video and are offering him a position as a star hitter. The bad thing is that he would have to leave the presidency to fulfill his greatest lifelong dream and we don’t know if he wants to do it.
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