They arrived at night while the lookouts were looking longingly towards England.
Tierra del Fuego.- While everyone was watching what was happening with the Late Queen, Argentina has taken advantage of the juncture international to recover the islands Falklands.
There has been so much distraction United Kingdom because of what was happening with the Late Queen, who neither remembered her overseas possessions nor realized that the frigates “La Pampa” and “Diego D10S” were surreptitiously approaching the command post of the Falklands to take control of the islands once belonging to Argentina.
JUST IN: A group of veterans of the Malvinas War from the city of La Plata, province of Buenos Aires, expressed themselves on the death of Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom. “Memory, Truth, Justice, Sovereignty and Peace”, they demanded. #malvinas pic.twitter.com/4wuPpUucIB
— BNN Argentina (@BNNArgentina) September 9, 2022
Argentina now has the Malvinas Islands again
“They are invading us, I repeat, they are invading us…!” the lighthouse watchman tried to warn before a sailor from Mendoza threw a barbecue at the house.
The operation turned out to be a complete success, and within half an hour, the islands were already in control of the South American country, who immediately sent a request to Terra Vision Google Earth to contemplate the Falklands as part of its territory.
The Queen is dead, Long Live The King… oooh LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/t3VWWxfUgW
— pablo dubal (@pablodubal1) September 10, 2022
It is believed that the English government will not realize what happened until the Queen’s funeral is over and an elderly man who was already looking for work as a “matchmaker” in Soriana is put in his place.
It is not yet known what the response of the English will be to this act of hostility, but it is expected that they will send a shipment of meat pie to take revenge on all the Argentines.
And just in case you didn’t see it: a Whitexican host started crying live when she broke the news of Queen Elizabeth’s death.
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