“I am no longer that violent man, now I do yoga,” said the green subject.
Cañada Virulenta.- Disney is already preparing a film about the Hulk and how he has struggled to leave behind his toxic masculinity that was so characteristic of him as part of his personality.
“What is this about throwing tantrums about everything that bothers you?” asked a business executive rhetorically. Disney who has always dreamed of a Hulk less virulent and more aware of his type masculinity boomer.
This new Hulk is already more aware of his toxic attitudes
The new film will then be about the new attitude of Hulk, who now, in addition to publishing photos of puppies for adoption, usually attends yoga classes, which has accomplished control his programmatic anger that prevented him from going out with his French classmates.
Hulk doing yoga!?!? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY!!!! pic.twitter.com/CN9ykOXeqK
— JAY (@JayTKS_) August 1, 2022
Likewise, the film will comply with the limited rights that Marvel has on Hulk, and where they can’t capture him as he was in the comicswhich works well for the scriptwriters who, in addition to being “allies” are lactose intolerant.
The new “green man” will now be much more aware that his attitude was not doing him any good, and that it was keeping him from being admitted to several restaurants and doing more. matches in Bumble.
Men wearing football club shirts will not be admitted in the new film, to ensure an inclusive and non-harmful atmosphere in the movie theaters.
And just in case you didn’t see it: Danna Paola changed her look and she was even compared to Federica P. Luche.
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