There will be taquiza in the White House
Washington.- Today is a day of celebration for the Mexican… gringos, therefore, during their morning of this May 5he president of the United States Joe Biden congratulated the people of Mexico for the anniversary of our independence and he thanked the thousands of migrants who are going to lower their jobs and even make them better.
During today’s morning conference (a format that, the very POTUS from Joe Biden, he copied AMLO), it was announced that the American economy was on the rise, thanks to the millions of tons of avocado that were purchased throughout the country to make guacamole in office gatherings, school shootings, restaurants, Florida, the Avengers headquarters and the gastronomic society of Gotham City.
Joe Biden grew his mustache for May 5
“This May 5, the American people are very grateful to the Mexicans. Because not only did they save us from a very sh!t economic crisis,” said the POTUS, “But because today we all celebrate Independence Day as brothers with Don Julio and guacamolitou.” The president, who already had a few shots with him, mentioned that Mexico and the United States should join together more often to send the Europeans a message, for always beating us at soccer, for having better free health services and the economy.
Later in the peda, where tacos, gorditas and tortilla soup were offered, a White House gardener informed Joe Biden that on May 5th – really – there is a celebration fart battle of Puebla where we won against the French and not independence, which the Mexican ambassador confirmed.
By this time, the gringo president was already there and he just gave them the presidential plane, so that they could go for more. The POTUS is expected to host the party all weekend and cure his hangover with barbecue, consommé and some electrolytes, at some street stand in Washington that opens this Sunday.
Joe Biden very cool in the May 5 party #CincoDeMayo pic.twitter.com/Ba2lDAUK4P
— Stuff About Stuff (@chismeandstuff) May 3, 2023
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