And your fans will be considered a vulnerable population
Méxcio.- After the Blue Cross crossed her again in an indecent and resounding manner, various government agencies have decided to take action on the matter. As a first step, labeling will be imposed on the football club so that everyone knows what to expect. The new label will alter about its high sodium content.
“Year after year it’s the same, it’s not worth it, I don’t know if we’re salty, cursed or condemned by the devil, I’m confused,” commented Ludovico Irineo Castro, a lifelong Cruz Azul fan who has never seen them win. “My grandparents told me the legends, but I doubt they are true,” he added. Ludovico.
However, that is not the only measure that the authorities have taken. In addition to everything, starting tomorrow the Cruz Azul fans will be considered a vulnerable population, since despite being numerous, they suffer attacks and ridicule from the majority of the population. For this reason, you can only make memes and mock these poor helpless people until today at 11:59.
It is not healthy to make fun of Cruz Azul: Ministry of Health
According to the new provision, starting tomorrow anyone caught mocking these individuals must pay a fine. At the same time, they must also wear face masks and maintain a healthy distance to avoid any contagion of cruzazulism.
“Children especially must take care of themselves, since they are the most susceptible to making a mistake that can cost them lifelong depression,” said Hugo López-Gatell, a puma at heart, at a press conference.
We will continue reporting until Cruz Azul wins a tournament. That is, for all eternity.
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