At least bring Cruz Azul
Mexico.- Juan Jiménez Patiño, a Mexican citizen who suffered from chronic insomnia since he was 5 years old, was miraculously cured of this illness after trying to watch the entire first leg final between Lion and Pumas. Juan thought that 2020 would finally make up for it with a worthy soccer final, but then he remembered that it is the Liga Mx and he fell asleep immediately.
“ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzZzzzzzzZzzzzz,” Juan commented when he was going through the third deep sleep, while the voice of the Bermudez Dog lulled him. For his part, his primary doctor stated that he thought his patient would never be cured of insomnia; The doctor declared this before falling deeply asleep, since he also put on the game.
For their part, a group of bears that were about to winter decided to put the Lion-Pumas to enter a deep sleep from which they will not wake up until the summer of 2021. Some fear that the sleep will be so deep that they will never wake up.
It’s not the final, it’s football: specialists
Apparently, boredom rates skyrocketed so much during this final that Mikel Arriola, the next president of Liga Mx, is already analyzing drastic measures. According to what has emerged, Arriola contemplates automatically passing to the Blue Cross to all finals. “It is certain that they will lose, but at least people are not going to sleep,” Arriola commented for this disinformation outlet.
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